Untitled (2012) by Lille Allen
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Untitled (2012) by Lille Allen
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~ People assuming your single status means you are emotionally available
~ Or in any way available
~ Worse yet, people assuming it means you want to touch their genitals
~ Awkward flirting
~ Those people you end up talking to who relate everything back to something perverted
~ ‘What are you up to tonight?’ ‘Sitting at home’ ‘Wish you were sitting somewhere else hehe ;)’
~ SERIOUS WINKY FACES IN TEXTS
~ Those people you start talking to and quickly get over who just do not FUCK OFF
~ Instead they call you at 3 AM on a Saturday demanding that you come out and meet them
~ Average sex
~ The increased likelihood of STD’s if you were to contemplate sex with someone
~ Possible rejection from the one person out of a thousand weirdo’s you might actually find even remotely attractive
~ People you have barely started hanging out with who insist on trying to come over; NO, YOU ARE NOT ENTERING MY HOUSE, I DON’T KNOW YOU, GO AWAY
~ The possibility that after you’ve found someone really cute, after they’ve survived elimination at any point during the rigorous dating process, you could still get down to it and then you find out they use the word ‘cock’ in all seriousness or they do something really weird involving their tongue that fucks you out
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Terry Richardson
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I just love how people get all wriggly and squirmy and delicious when they’re horny and they know playtime is on its way. Like baby worms.. It’s really cute.
Zdzislaw Beksinski
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